im casting a great pilot
October 14, 2004
CLIENTS
OCT 15TH , CASTING CALL - QUEENS- 97-25 80 ST OZONE PARK - 10 - 2PM - A TRAIN TO 80 TH STREET WALK 2 BLOCKS. CASTING FOR DATING SHOW / FEMALES 25 - 35 LARGE BREAST (just one?), TALL WOMEN, SHORT HAIR BUTCH TYPE, LONG HAIR MODEL TYPE, MEN WITH NO HAIR ON CHEST AND BALD - TATOO LADIES AND MEN - BRAKE DANCERS (does he mean "break dancers", or, like, car mechanics...?) M/F PAY DIFFERED (differed from what?) \ UNION NON UNION CALL …
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Friday, October 15, 2004
Friday, August 06, 2004
There Was A Part One?!
ACTRESSES, "DAS KAPITAL..."
Casting non-union actresses to play strippers in "Das Kapital – The Movie (Chapter 2)," a very low-budget digital film shooting late September-early October in NYC. Seeking speaking roles—Laura Engels: lectures unwitting club patron on Marxist economics; Supply and Demand: two attractive strippers who assist Engels. Partial nudity required. Also seeking non-speaking roles—actresses of all types and ages to play strippers in club. Nudity not required for non-speaking roles. No pay, but copy and credit provided. Royston XXXXX, dir./casting. Renaissance Theater & Film, prod'r. Send pix & resumes to...
Ok, now that the tears of laughter have dried from my eyes... I wonder if Laura Engles is any relation to Laura Ingalls? Or is this perhaps her stage/pole name? Who would have thought that sweet little Laura would have left the prairie to become a Marxist seeking converts in a strip club? I'm very glad to hear though, that if you have no lines, nudity is optional. That seems very fair. Now I have to try and rent Part 1... Have any of you guys seen it? Was it good...?
Casting non-union actresses to play strippers in "Das Kapital – The Movie (Chapter 2)," a very low-budget digital film shooting late September-early October in NYC. Seeking speaking roles—Laura Engels: lectures unwitting club patron on Marxist economics; Supply and Demand: two attractive strippers who assist Engels. Partial nudity required. Also seeking non-speaking roles—actresses of all types and ages to play strippers in club. Nudity not required for non-speaking roles. No pay, but copy and credit provided. Royston XXXXX, dir./casting. Renaissance Theater & Film, prod'r. Send pix & resumes to...
Ok, now that the tears of laughter have dried from my eyes... I wonder if Laura Engles is any relation to Laura Ingalls? Or is this perhaps her stage/pole name? Who would have thought that sweet little Laura would have left the prairie to become a Marxist seeking converts in a strip club? I'm very glad to hear though, that if you have no lines, nudity is optional. That seems very fair. Now I have to try and rent Part 1... Have any of you guys seen it? Was it good...?
Thursday, July 29, 2004
What This Film Needs Is An Anger Management Coach!
"SMOKE & MIRRORS"
Casting DV film "Smoke & Mirrors." Shooting Sept. 7-21 in Yonkers, NY. "Smoke & Mirrors" is about: With a Bible in one hand and a gun in the other (This sounds awesome already!), an ethics professor and teacher of anger management must decide if he can find love beyond the smoke. Seeking--Smoke: lead, dancer, student, 23-28 (23-28? I sure hope she's a med student...); Detective Williams: principal; Darleen: prostitute, 25-30 (I just KNEW there was going to be a prostitute in this - I just knew it...), principal; Carmen: best friend of Smoke, 20-28, principal; Lonnie: drug dealer, 20-25; Swift: drug dealer, 20-30; Pastor Green: lead, must be motivated preacher type, 25-35; News Caster: father of Smoke, heroin addict, 35-45; Brother Dale: 35-45. (Brother Chip got killed by the family dog and was left on the porch.) Other roles are also available. Visit the website at www.poetwarriors.org. Smoke and Darleen have brief scenes in which they are scantily clad. Mirrors has one brief nude scene. Raul Maldonado, dir.-casting. Auditions will be held Aug. 12-13 at the Yonker Public Library Will Branch from 12noon-7PM. Prepare two monologues and bring headshot. No pay, but videocopy, credit, meals, and transportation provided. Send pix & resumes to Poet Warrior Poductions, LLC, PO Box...
This reminds me, whatever happened to "Jane Ho"?
Casting DV film "Smoke & Mirrors." Shooting Sept. 7-21 in Yonkers, NY. "Smoke & Mirrors" is about: With a Bible in one hand and a gun in the other (This sounds awesome already!), an ethics professor and teacher of anger management must decide if he can find love beyond the smoke. Seeking--Smoke: lead, dancer, student, 23-28 (23-28? I sure hope she's a med student...); Detective Williams: principal; Darleen: prostitute, 25-30 (I just KNEW there was going to be a prostitute in this - I just knew it...), principal; Carmen: best friend of Smoke, 20-28, principal; Lonnie: drug dealer, 20-25; Swift: drug dealer, 20-30; Pastor Green: lead, must be motivated preacher type, 25-35; News Caster: father of Smoke, heroin addict, 35-45; Brother Dale: 35-45. (Brother Chip got killed by the family dog and was left on the porch.) Other roles are also available. Visit the website at www.poetwarriors.org. Smoke and Darleen have brief scenes in which they are scantily clad. Mirrors has one brief nude scene. Raul Maldonado, dir.-casting. Auditions will be held Aug. 12-13 at the Yonker Public Library Will Branch from 12noon-7PM. Prepare two monologues and bring headshot. No pay, but videocopy, credit, meals, and transportation provided. Send pix & resumes to Poet Warrior Poductions, LLC, PO Box...
This reminds me, whatever happened to "Jane Ho"?
Maybe, Maybe Not.
"PINE HOLLOW"
This is a BlackMoonFilms Inc. production. Casting for "Pine Hollow." See www.blackmoonfilms.com. This is a possible future paid job. However, more importantly this is an opportunity for aspiring actors and/or actors who need and want to be shot on film, with a possibility for a 35mm production (Possible future pay? Possibly shot on film? This IS a great opportunity!). No pay. (Wait a minute...) All crew and actors will receive several copies of the finished film (Oh! Could I get a dozen?), credit, food, and drink. Transportation will be by 15 passenger vans, however there may be issues depending on the talents location. (In other words: if your sorry ass lives in Staten Island, start walking now.) Furthermore, this production has a professional and experienced crew. Scenes will include crane, steadicam, and car mount shots. Casting all roles and will need approx. 80 extras for the club scene at a premiere NYC club. Visit www.black moonfilms.com for all information with regard to this production. The production calls for non-union actors because there is no union contract. (I'm so glad someone finally explained that to me.) There will be brief artistically shot nude scenes at one location only. Also looking for a sound mixer and grips for this production. Shoot date will be available after all cast have been hired. Visit www.blackmoonfilms.com and download script. Bring outfit you would wear for the particular scene you're auditioning for. Send pix & resumes by Aug. 12 to PO Box...
I have to audition for you "in costume" based on the script, then, if I am cast, you may or may not shuttle me in a van to the set to work on a movie which may or may not be shot on actual film, after which I may be getting naked for some artistic - yet brief - love scene(s), then I am to be compensated with sandwiches, juice boxes and several unwanted and embarrassing (I am sure) copies of the finished masterpiece? No thanks.
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This is a BlackMoonFilms Inc. production. Casting for "Pine Hollow." See www.blackmoonfilms.com. This is a possible future paid job. However, more importantly this is an opportunity for aspiring actors and/or actors who need and want to be shot on film, with a possibility for a 35mm production (Possible future pay? Possibly shot on film? This IS a great opportunity!). No pay. (Wait a minute...) All crew and actors will receive several copies of the finished film (Oh! Could I get a dozen?), credit, food, and drink. Transportation will be by 15 passenger vans, however there may be issues depending on the talents location. (In other words: if your sorry ass lives in Staten Island, start walking now.) Furthermore, this production has a professional and experienced crew. Scenes will include crane, steadicam, and car mount shots. Casting all roles and will need approx. 80 extras for the club scene at a premiere NYC club. Visit www.black moonfilms.com for all information with regard to this production. The production calls for non-union actors because there is no union contract. (I'm so glad someone finally explained that to me.) There will be brief artistically shot nude scenes at one location only. Also looking for a sound mixer and grips for this production. Shoot date will be available after all cast have been hired. Visit www.blackmoonfilms.com and download script. Bring outfit you would wear for the particular scene you're auditioning for. Send pix & resumes by Aug. 12 to PO Box...
I have to audition for you "in costume" based on the script, then, if I am cast, you may or may not shuttle me in a van to the set to work on a movie which may or may not be shot on actual film, after which I may be getting naked for some artistic - yet brief - love scene(s), then I am to be compensated with sandwiches, juice boxes and several unwanted and embarrassing (I am sure) copies of the finished masterpiece? No thanks.
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Monday, May 03, 2004
Boobs Oughtta Keep Your Attention
Casting 16mm cable TV pilot "Short Attention Span Theater." Seeking—Reginald: a French waiter, tall, 40-55, must be able to do the accent; Alberto: an Italian mechanic, tall, ruggedly handsome, late 20s-early 30s, must be able to do the accent; Estella: think Estella Warren, tall, buxom, full lips, 20-30; Darren Kay: an artist type, shoulder-length hair a plus, thin, late 20s-early 30s; Veronica: 20-30, a real beauty, she is a seductress, brief nudity, topless only; Janice: 20-30, Darren's live-in girl, also a knockout, long hair, a flirt, some nudity. Shooting early August in NYC. For auditions, prepare for a cold reading (Ummm... how does one prepare for a cold reading?), and also bring a monologue that exemplifies your strengths as an actor. No pay, but videocopy, credit, meals, and travel provided. Send pix & resumes by mid-May to Machiavelli Productions, 40 E. XXXXX St., #26G, NYC XXXXX. Producer plans to apply for a SAG Experimental contract. UNION/NON-UNION PERFORMERS.
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