Monday, April 24, 2006

Deja Vu


ShriekCinema is casting for twist-ending horror shorts and a gothic-type feature film. Keith Matturro, dir.Seeking——Females: 18-30ish, attractive, exotic and busty types to play lead heroines, victims, vampresses, gypsies, nurses, maids; Males: 30+, character types for intense scientists, Catholic priests. Note: No experience necessary (model-types welcome).Send pix & résumés to ShriekCinema, XXXXX, NY 11767, Attn: Keith XXXXX. For more info, visit XXXXX. Transportation and DVD copy provided. Pay for leads.

Seriously? This exact same ad ran in Back Stage last June. It's on this site under the heading "Boobs Make Everything Scarier". How many movies can one company make in a year featuring nurses, gypsies, maids and vampresses??? I'm beginning to think the "twist ending" is that you think you're coming in for an audition for an actual movie, but turns out you're really just coming in to make some creepy guy's day.

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