Thursday, April 27, 2006

You Do It At Home - Now Do It On Stage! (Dancing topless, that is. Not the orgies part. Or maybe you do... that's none of my business)

Do What Now Productions is casting Orgy of the Dead!, its upcoming comedy burlesque spoof inspired by the Ed Wood cult classic. Michele XXXXX, prod.; Frank XXXXX, dir. Runs June 25-July 11 in The Red Room, NYC.Seeking—Empress of the Dead: 21-30, female, statuesque, imposing, sexy Vampira-type, must dance and move very well and have great comic timing; Linda: 21-25, female, stylish, slim Eurohip diva, good dancer, good comic instincts; Female Dancers: 21-30, especially seeking classic and unique physical and character “types”, such as pinup girls, femme fatales, divas, etc., background in and knowledge of classic burlesque a plus but not required, must dance/move very well, be fearless and creative, with strong comic skills and great stage presence, dancers will develop their own character-routine with chorerographer, dancers will also play some comic backup roles, the brassier, the bolder, the braver, the better, topless nudity/pasties required for some parts, not all (because that would be just "too much"). Auditions will be held by appt. the first weekend in May. Actors will be given a selection of music, asked to work up brief routine around strong character model, and perform from sides. Send pix to Do What Now Casting, Attn: Michele XXXXX, c/o XXXXX, NYC 10003. No pay.

Actually, I think this sounds sort of cute, if they do it well. Too bad I'm not really the 'dancing around naked in public' sort of gal... You know, unless I'm being paid... (with actual money - not free pizza and a wam Mr. Pibb.)

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