Swordplay + Scarred Older Men + Naked Young Women = I Think I'll Skip This One

'LAST KNOWN PHOTOGRAPHS'

Pygmallion Films is casting Last Known Photographs, a DV or HD DV short about a grizzled old drunken Samurai who loses the only thing he loves anymore, his sword. Lawrence XXXXX, dir.; Chris XXXXX, DP. Shooting the last week of June. Seeking—Dutch (That doesn't sound Japanese): 48-60, scars and a hard life a plus (Hey, buddy - you look like you have a hard life! Come audition for us!), knowledge of sword fighting in any style; Scarlet: 23-30, pretty with an attitude, partial nudity required; Various Supporting Roles: 20s-30s, two for each gender, must be willing to use your own wardrobe. Casting immediately. Send pix & résumés (include email address) to XXXXX Casting, 494 XXXXX Dr., Marietta, GA 30068; or email to XXXXX, attn: Lawrence XXXXX. No pay, but videocopy, credit, and meals provided. Producer plans to apply for a SAG Short Film Agreement.
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