Friday, May 23, 2008

Will He/She Carry A Rainbow-Colored Whip?

‘FIERCIANA JONES...'

The Stupes (prod.) are casting Fierciana Jones and the Quest for Electric Youth, a gay parody of Indiana Jones. Scott XXXXX and Shadee XXXXX, prods. Rehearses Mon.-Wed. evening June & July with a full week of dress rehearsals; runs in August.

Seeking—Feliciana Jones: gay version of Indiana Jones; Chewbitcha/Sarah: Chewbitcha is a Chewbacca-masked woman, Sarah is a Nazi, soprano voice a plus; Meowbles: female, sexy feline woman, romantic, sexual, mousy (Hahaha - get it? A mousy cat!), wears costume and makeup from Cats; Tim/Boy: male, fight scenes, comedic bits, speaking role; Steve/Ninja/Boy: male, fight scenes, comedic bits, non-speaking; Ahmed/Ninja/Boy: male, fight scenes, comedic bit, non-speaking. Note: Do not apply if you are turned off by offbeat, politically incorrect humor such as South Park or Strangers with Candy. (How about if I'm turned off by poorly thought out, half-baked 'parodies'?)

Auditions will be held XXXXX NYC. No pay but credit provided.

I don't recall there being any ninjas, Chewbaccas or large, she-cats in the Indiana Jones series. And I think I would have remembered that...

4 comments:

sandra said...

I really liked the movie of Indiana Jones and the costumes used were really fascinating and made the movie bright. These costumes are also available in eastern toys stores.

Sebastian said...

Gabby seems like kind a tight ass bitch!

Sebastian said...

Gabby seems like a bitch

Gabby said...

Gabby is flattered! I like 'Buns of Steel' but perhaps my favorite method of firming my posterior is clenching my cheeks whenever I refill my cocktail glass. Cheers!