Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Souls For Sale: $300 - Cheap!

Reply to: XXXXX.org
Date: 2008-07-15, 2:25PM EDT

If you think you can get married men to cheat on there (I think you mean "their") wifes and girlfriends, then we have a job for you. A national TV show is looking to add new SEXY DECOYS to work with there (It's "THEIR", dammit!) TEAM. This is a non union gig but will be steady work (once to twice a week). You must have that "stripper / playmate" look. Look between 18 - 25, be reliable able to take direction well. Pay is $200 a day and if you are able to bust him (No pun intended! Ok, maybe pun intended) you get a $100 bonus. (What is that - like, a bounty for cheaters? That makes me feel gross inside...)

Send head shots and body shots with your contact information to be booked for an audition. Taping starts in August.

Good luck, and we will see you there (Finally, you got it right.)!!!!

Location: NYC

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: 200 -300 A DAY

I've got your sexy decoys, right here:

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