EXTRA! EXTRA! A Play With Dialog!

Local Talent WANTED! Actors/Actresses (Staten Island)
Date: 2009-09-01, 2:04AM EDT
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*****Prefer NON-UNION actors that LIVE ON STATEN ISLAND (Who doesn't?)*****

Actors & Actresses wanted for a ridicilously funny, witty, hilariously odd ... PLAY! (A PLAY?! The heck you say.)

Experienced preferred ... but good memorization skills A MUST! This is a 'dialogue intensive' property! (Unlike all those other 'plays' on Broadway where you just stand around, pantomiming everything.)

N.Y. Director & Producer .... Project will be VIDEOED for future airing! NON-UNION PREFERRED!
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CASTING:

Please BE SURE to put your 'character preference' in the 'subject' of your email! Thank you! (OK!!!!!! [Who says too many exclamation points AND CAPITAL LETTERS make a person look desperate?)

Male in 30s. Attractive, wise-cracking leader.
Female in 30s. Attractive, sex-crazed female equal to Merv. (I bet she's sex-craved - aren't they all? And who's Merv, btw? Is he one of these 'attractive males' in his 30s?)
Male in 30s. Attractive, cool and aloof friend.
Male in 30s. Attractive, self-aware hypochondriac.
Female in 30s. Attractive, good girl mixed up with wrong crowd.
Female in 30s. Attractive, meek member of the group.
Male in 30s. Attractive, happy-go-lucky friend.
Male in 30s. Attractive, chronically insecure friend.
(Hold on folks - here come the 'hilarious' part:)
Murderer……Male in 40s. Tough-looking philosophical prisoner.
Rapist…………Male in 40s. Tough-looking philosophical prisoner.
Burglar………Male in 40s. Tough-looking philosophical prisoner.
Waiter .... Male or Female, Any age!
Psychiatric attendant #1…………Male or Female / Any Age / Big and strong.
Psychiatric attendant #2…………Male or Female / Any Age / Big and strong.

*****Prefer NON-UNION actors that LIVE ON STATEN ISLAND*****

~~~~~~~NOTE: If you can't FOLLOW THESE DIRECTIONS ...

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..........We are looking for actors/actress that CAN FOLLOW DIRECTION!

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Thank you!

*****Prefer NON-UNION actors that LIVE ON STATEN ISLAND*****

* Location: Staten Island
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: 1 Comp. Ticket

You are SO welcome.