On The List Of Things I Will NOT Do For My Brother:

HEALING THE STUPID (If only...) (Additional Roles)

Feature Film

SAG ULB Feature

Producer: Amy XXXXX, Ben XXXXX

Director: Adam XXXXX

Casting Director: Amy XXXXX

Shoot/Start Date: May 30

Pay Rate: Min. $50/day

Location: Lexington, KY

SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY

SUBMISSIONS BY TUESDAY, MAY 22, NOON PT, TEL: (323) XXX-XXXX

IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ACTOR'S ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH EACH ACTOR SUBMISSION.

There is nudity in this project.

Accepting local non-union talent only.

[ CATHY ]

Late 20s to Early 30s, Gorgeous and sexy. No accents, please. Caucasian, Eurasian, Latina or Ethnically ambiguous. Mia's charismatic roommate and childhood best friend. Cathy is a devout Catholic who practices what she preaches. She is also completely repressed and in the closet. She can be a bit quirky and loves to arm wrestle. She's the perfect complement to Mia.

[ BILL ]

40s, George Clooney type. Caucasian. Carla's boss and owns Life Bio Tech. His vice is cigarettes and his overly active sex life—with his wife. When he has a cancer scare, his wife insists he quit smoking.

[ ASHA ]

Mid-late 20s, Classic beauty, partial nudity. Open ethnicity. Bill's beautiful trophy wife and co-worker at Life Bio Tech. She is totally devoted to Bill. She is straight-laced and proper, except for her outrageous sex life.

[ GRACE ]

Early 30s, Lab technician, Nerdy hot. Open ethnicity. She's a hot lab geek who works for Life Bio Tech. Sweet with a great sense of humor.

[ NICOLE ]

Late 20s, Cheerleader hot. Caucasian. She's every man's fantasy woman. (two scenes)

[ BEN ]

Late 20s to 30s. Open ethnicity. Scott's friend and beer drinking buddy. (one scene)

STORY LINE: When lazy and gluttonous Scott loses his job, he spirals into despair, finding consolation in pizza, beer and the killer donuts from the bakery next door. When his home becomes a temple of apathy and dirty dishes, his beautiful and successful sister Mia hires a sex goddess and life coach from hell to turn his pathetic life around. But is the allure of everything he could ever want in a woman enough to get him off the couch?

Ok, this might be a cute premise... except I can't think about it too clearly without trying to imagine my brother... and now my brain has melted and I just died of extreme grossness overload.

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